Englishyay Anoncay Ubhay
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Ethay ideayay atthay erethay isyay onay anoncay isyay ayay itbay illysay atyay imestay. It'syay otnay atthay eway on'tday avehay anyyay — It'syay atthay eway avehay ayay ultitudemay ichwhay ouchtay, osscray, andyay ipday intoyay eachyay otheryay. It'syay upyay otay ouyay, asyay ethay eaderray, otay ecideday atwhay ouyay elievebay andyay atwhay ouyay embraceyay asyay ethay earthay ofyay ethay universeyay.

Atthay oesn'tday eanmay, oughthay, atthay authorsyyay acklay intentyay oryay esignday, andyay ollaborationcay isyay ethay earthay ofyay innovationyay.

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Acesyay andyay Eightsyay

Etweenbay ethay unslingersgay, ethay akessnay, andyay ethay anomaliesyay, ere'sthay ayay oodgay ancechay ouyay ightmay ieday inyay ethay oldyay estway. Utbay ere'sthay alsoyay ayay ancechay ou'llyay indfay ouryay1 ortunefay. On'tfay attermay uchmay. Ustjay utpay ouryay2 oneymay onyay ethay abletay andyay ayplay ethay andhay ou'reyay ealtday.

Ethay unionyay ashay eensay itfay otay ivegay ethay urvivorssay ofyay ethay Azingray ayay umsay ofyay 50 ollarsday andyay ethay omisepray ofyay andlay inyay ethay estway. Iyay illway yselfmay ogay erethay otay indfay ymay ortunefay oryay ymay eathday. Asyay Iyay enteryay isthay ewnay eriodpay ofyay ymay ifelay, Iyay ouldway ikelay otay ankthay ouyay orfay ouryay3 atronagepay. Ifyay ouyay areyay otay everyay indfay ourselfyay inyay Iddleray, Yomingway, asspay emay ybay ithoutway ayay ordway. Iyay oday otnay ishway otay ebay emindedray ofyay isthay apterchay ofyay ymay ifelay.

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Adyay Astrayay Erpay Asperayay

Earthyay isyay abandonedyay. Ethay Eilvay isyay onegay. Umanityhay isyay interplanetaryyay. Ethay orldway isyay angingchay andyay erethay isyay onlyyay oneyay aceplay eftlay otay ogay: ethay arsstay.

Otay anyay outsideyay observeryay, D-ypetay asteroidyay 86235 Olthay ookslay ikelay anyay unspectacularyay ullday edray otblay inyay ethay idstsmay ofyay ethay iceyay orbitingyay oughthray Uranusyay' ζ ingray. Utbay Ijay-eongyay ashay ayay ospector'spray eyeyay andyay ethay ackknay orfay esourceray extractionyay oneyay ouldway expectyay omfray ayay ormerfay Unalay Oreankay iceyay inermay. Eshay ancay istlay atwhay ou'dyay indfay inyay 86235 Olthay — allyay ethay ozenfray aterway andyay organicyay-ichray ilicatessay — ithoutway attingbay anyay eyeyay. Everalsay inutesmay agoyay eshay idday ustjay atthay.

Omfray "25/12/2047" ybay NatVoltaic
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AIAI

Oriessttay aboutyay irtualvay eoplepay akingmay ayay irtualvay ifferenceday.

Easeplay on'tday eelfay atthay ayway. Iyay owknay it'syay igbay andyay aryscay… Iyay ishway ouyay ouldcay eesay ethay ouragecay atthay Iyay eesay inyay ouyay.

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Ethay Antarcticyay Exchangeyay

Ethay Antarcticyay Exchangeyay isyay ayay anoncay ichwhay ocusesfay onyay ethay iveslay andyay elationshipsray ofyay ethay esearchersray omfray ethay Irdthay Antarcticyay Empireyay uringday eirthay imetay atyay ethay Oundationfay.

Ityay asway enoughyay atthay everyoneyay ookedlay andyay actedyay osay ifferentday; illstay ehay oodstay outyay osay uchmay atthay ometimessay ethay eoplepay erehay ouldway urntay awayyay, ouldway isperwhay otay emselvesthay aboutyay imhay, ishay ompanionscay, eirthay askstay, eirthay orkway. Antarcticayay. Empireyay. Emissariesyay. Ecretssay. Antarcticayay. Ehay ouldcay othbay earhay andyay understandyay emthay, utbay ehay asn’tway uresay ifyay ehay ouldshay etlay emthay owknay.

Omfray "Impressionsyay" ybay Zyn
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Apotheosisyay

Ethay iscoveryday ofyay anyay ancientyay anomalyyay upendsyay ethay alancebay etweenbay ethay anomalousyay andyay ethay Oundationfay. Asyay Umanityhay ecomesbay ayay aceray ofyay odsgay andyay obalglay orderyay allsfay, ethay Oundationfay andyay itsyay enemiesyay ustmay ecideday owhay uchmay ey'rethay illingway otay acrificesay otay achieveyay eirthay idealsyay.

Agicmay ashsay infiniteyay anifestationsmay, ourcessay, andyay ulesray, onenay ofyay ichwhay universallyyay applyyay. Exceptyay oneyay. Everythingyay ashay ayay ostcay. Othingnay isyay eefray. Umanityhay isyay ascendingyay, erhapspay allyay ethay ayway otay odhoodgay. Atwhay icepray illway ebay askedyay ofyay usyay orfay isthay? Atwhay illway appenhay enwhay eway an'tcay affordyay otay aypay ityay?

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Ellerversebay

Ousandsthay ofyay earsyay afteryay ethay endyay ofyay ethay orldway, umanityhay ashay otay ealday ithway ethay emnantsray ofyay ethay SCP Oundation'sfay unfinishedyay orkway.

Ifyay anyoneyay ouldcay etgay ouyay omfray oneyay itycay otay anotheryay, ityay asway imhay (extrayay ifyay e'dhay eenbay outcastyay ybay ethay ocalslay). Ifyay ouyay antedway ayay elicray omfray ethay oldyay acesplay, ehay ewknay erewhay ouyay ouldcay uybay ityay, oryay, ifyay ethay icepray asway ightray, e'dhay etchfay ouyay oneyay imselfhay. Ethay aterskinway atyay ishay idesay asway emptyyay. Aterway asway entifulplay inyay ethay Asteway, andyay ityay asway oneyay esslay ingthay otay eighway imhay ownday. Ethay ealray oblempray asway oodfay. Othingnay ewgray inyay ethay asteway. Erethay ereway occasionalyay irdsbay andyay animalsyay ossingcray ethay ampday andssay, utbay onay eestray oryay assesgray ofyay anyyay ortsay.

Ethay Ellerbay ewknay ethay Asteway ellway.

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Okenbray Aasquerademay

Atwhay asway iddenhay ownay isyay eensay. Owhay illway ethay Oundationfay urvivesay inyay ayay orldway erewhay ecrecysay isyay onay ongerlay anyay optionyay?

"…ayday ivefay ofyay ethay escueray effortyay, andyay oremay odiesbay areyay eingbay ecoveredray omfray ethay oceanyay. Initialyay estimatesyay utpay ethay eathday olltay inyay ethay illionmay angeray, ithway increasesyay occurringyay onstantlycay. Ethay UA4 eleasedray ayay atementstay aboutyay ethay ecentray Orthnay Oreankay Incidentyay, aimingclay atthay eythay elievedbay ityay asway 'anyay actyay ofyay aturenay'. Ethay ecentray eaklay ofyay assifiedclay ocumentsday omfray ethay Apanesejay Ietday ointingpay owardstay ayay eftthay omfray atwhay isyay eferredray otay asyay 'Ethay Oundationfay' uggestssay ayay ifferentday orystay…"

Omfray "Joseon" ybay Arlecchino
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Ethay Oldestcay Arway

Asyay ethay ashclay ofyay apitalistcay andyay ommunistcay eadsspray, ethay ostmay overtcay organizationyay onyay earthyay inkssay eeperday intoyay idinghay. Utbay ustjay erewhay illway ethay Oundationfay ogay otay escapeyay ayay obalglay arway?

Ymay elovedbay Orothyday,

Erethay isyay ayay olewhay ewnay arway erehay, ayay ewnay ypetay ofyay arway, industrialyay andyay implacableyay. Ethay Americanyay arway achinemay ashay ecomebay unrecognizableyay.

Outyay inyay ethay unglejay earbay-awedclay omenway unthay ethay Ietvay Ongcay oughthray eirthay ownyay unnelstay orfay ourshay eforebay emergingyay. Airborneyay ommandoscay onyay interdictionyay atrolspay arrycay eaponsway ichwhay alcifycay eirthay argetstay inyay ethay inkblay ofyay anyay eyeyay. Illagesvay uspectedsay ofyay elteringshay ethay enemyyay areyay asteredplay inyay apalmnay atthay ollectscay itselfyay intoyay ayay ovingmay assmay ofyay irefay andyay aitsway orfay urvivorssay otay emergeyay omfray overcay eforebay aringflay ackbay intoyay ifelay…

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Ompetitivecay Eschatologyyay

Ethay endyay ofyay ethay orldway isyay erehay. Utbay it'syay otnay ustjay oneyay endyay ofyay ethay orldway. It'syay allyay ofyay endsyay ofyay ethay orldway appeninghay atyay onceyay, ompetingcay ithway eachyay otheryay, ithway ethay Oundationfay - andyay umanityhay - inyay ethay iddlemay.

"Atwhay idday ouyay oday? Atwhay isyay ityay? Atwhay idday ouyay unlockyay?" Eshay ouldcay eelfay omethingsay ibratingvay inyay ethay ackbay ofyay erhay ainbray. Erhay eyesyay eptkay eingbay awndray otay ethay ocklay. Ityay ookedlay exactlyyay ethay amesay, isuallyvay, utbay ityay asway alsoyay incrediblyyay ifferentday. "At'swhay Apakhtyay?"

"It'syay ethay Endyay," ethay Arbingerhay aidsay. Ethay abricfay ofyay ealityray eganbay otay unfoldyay eforebay eirthay eyesyay.

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Oolcay Arway 2: Uizray Omfray Ouryay Avegray5

Ethay ItnessfayAmgray Acerpay Esttay isyay ayay ultistagemay aerobicyay apacitycay esttay atthay ogressivelypray etsgay oremay ifficultday asyay ityay ontinuescay. Ethay 20 etermay acerpay esttay illway eginbay inyay 30 econdssay. Inelay upyay atyay ethay artstay. Ethay unningray eedspay artsstay owlyslay utbay etsgay asterfay eachyay inutemay afteryay ouyay earhay isthay ignalsay. bodeboop. Ayay inglesay aplay ouldshay ebay ompletedcay everyyay imetay ouyay earhay isthay oundsay. ding. Ememberray otay unray inyay ayay aightstray inelay andyay unray asyay onglay asyay ossiblepay. Ethay econdsay imetay ouyay ailfay otay ompletecay ayay aplay eforebay ethay oundsay, ouryay6 esttay isyay overyay. Ethay esttay illway eginbay onyay ethay ordway artstay. Onyay ouryay7 arkmay. Etgay eadyray! Artstay.

"At'sthay atwhay akesmay ethay ingsthay ealray. Ethay eakthroughsbray, ethay omentsmay, ethay omentarymay apseslay inyay adnessmay. Oppay ethay orkcay andyay ymay ottlebay overflowethyay ithway atredhay andyay otherfuckingmay angeryay."

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Aydayeakbray

Aydayeakbray isyay ayay anoncay ichwhay ocusesfay onyay ethay atestay ofyay ethay orldway ollowingfay ethay olarsay ingularitysay, andyay ethay effortsyay ofyay osethay ugglingstray otay urvivesay.

Earnlay otay embraceyay ethay arknessday, iendsdray. Earfay ethay ightlay.

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Eaddray & Ircusescay

Ithway Ermanhay Ullerfay onegay, ethay Eaksfray areyay unningray ethay Ircuscay ownay. Auntingflay ethay eilvay ofyay ormalcynay andyay omehowsay alwaysyay arrowlynay avoidingyay ethay utchesclay ofyay ethay Essieyay P, Eogay Easay andyay Insurgentyay Easay, Ethay Ircuscay ofyay ethay Isquietingday ovidespray ayay anctuarysay orfay anomalousyay umanoidshay ilewhay offeringyay eoplepay ayay impseglay ofyay atwhay ieslay ehindbay ethay Asquerademay.

Adieslay andyay Entlemengay, ildrenchay ofyay allyay agesyay, Ermanhay Uller'sfay Ircuscay ofyay ethay Isquietingday isyay oudpray otay announceyay ouryay8 ewnay Astermay ofyay Eremoniescay. Eshay artedstay offyay asyay ustjay anotheryay unawayray, utbay oughthray eershay alenttay andyay eterminationday e'sshay awedclay erhay ayway upyay omfray agicianmay, otay Ownclay, otay oupetray eaderlay andyay ownay otay ethay Ingmasterray ofyay ethay Ircuscay itselfyay! Iyay ivegay ouyay ethay eautifulbay, ethay astonishingyay, ethay agicalmay Ickyyay!

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Endyay Ofyay Eathday

Eathday isyay ethaay omisepray atthay allyay ofyay ethay ardshipshay eway acefay illway, atyay omesay ointpay, omecay otay anyay endyay. Utbay atwhay ifyay eathday idday otnay eepkay itsyay omisepray? Ifyay ethay ardshipshay ustjay eptkay omingcay? Eway ouldway avehay onay oicechay utbay otay erseverepay oughthray emthay. Oreverfay.

Ethay esenterpray asway ilingsmay. 'Ayay iraclemay', eshay alledcay ityay. Oycejay ouldn'tcay anagemay ayay ilesmay — ethay onlyyay ingthay onyay erhay indmay asway ethay amountyay ofyay orkway atthay aylay aheadyay.

Omfray "ΩK" ybay Croquembouche
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Omfray 120's Archivesyay

Ethay orldway isyay oomingbay ithway agicmay andyay aratechnologypay ikelay ityay evernay adhay eforebay, andyay ethay anetplay isyay oremay anthay eadyray orfay anotheryay iftshay inyay ethay aradigmpay. Istoryhay oesn'tday epeatray itselfyay, atthay uchmay isyay ertaincay, utbay ityay uresay asyay ellhay ymesrhay; andyay omfray ethay ookslay ofyay ingsthay, ethay eginningbay ofyay ethay extnay ersevay isyay otnay atthay arfay awayyay…

Inyay osethay aysday, ityay asway aidsay atthay erethay ereway eithernay arsstay ornay odsgay inyay ethay eavenshay, andyay ethay Earthyay adhay otnay etyay eenbay underedsay intoyay ethay ationsnay ofyay ethay orldway. Erethay asway onlyyay armonyhay, underyay ethay oriousglay auspicesyay ofyay ethay Ueenqay atyay Eacepay, ethay Inventoryay, andyay ethay Ueenqay ofyay Arway, ethay Undoeryay.

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Ethay Oundationfay Alchemyyay Epartmentday

Alchemyyay. Eeplyday isunderstoodmay, andyay oftenyay ockedmay. Alchemyyay isyay esponsibleray orfay oremay aroundyay usyay anthay anyoneyay owsknay. Ethay Oundationfay Alchemyyay Epartmentday isyay ellway awareyay ofyay isthay. Eirthay issionmay isyay otay ontaincay ethay eatsthray atthay ostmay ofyay ethay Oundationfay on'tday evenyay elievebay existyay. Eatsthray omfray ethay istantday astpay omecay ackbay otay aunthay ouryay9 esentpray.

"Uslav'sray oicevay angray outyay ikelay underthay, andyay ehay ulledpay ishay andshay otay ishay idessay, ishay istsfay enchedclay. "OUYAY ILLWAY OTNAY ISRUPTDAY OURYAY10 ORKWAY, ODAYTAY. IYAY USHPAY OUYAY ACKBAY OTAY ENCEWHAY OUYAY AREYAY. EGONEBAY ARLETSCAY INGKAY!" Ithway ayay uddensay ackcray ofyay underthay ethay uildingbay energiesyay owedflay intoyay ethay ironyay irclecay, oundinggray armlesslyhay intoyay ethay andhay-orgedfay ironyaay. Ethay aughterlay urnedtay otay ayay arlingsnay oundsay ofyay ainpay, asyay ethay ainschay aroundyay ethay entityyay entway auttay againyay, ullingpay ityay ighttay. Allyay entway uietqay, exceptyay orfay Elderyay Adebayo'syay antingchay."

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Ethay Ulfgay

Ethay Ulfgay asway aflameyay. Isthay asway oinggay otay ushpay ouryay11 ittlelay Asktay Orcesfay otay ethay imitlay.

Ate’skay earthay asway eatingbay osay oudlay eshay ouldcay earhay ityay. Ethay indway imeschay ereway ouderlay, ootay. Utbay eshay antedway otay eesay atwhay ethay otheryay idesay — ethay Everythingyay Underyay Everythingyay – atwhay ityay ookedlay ikelay. Atwhay Ackenziemay awsay inyay erhay ightlynay ayerspray outsideyay. Atekay, ideway-eyedyay, oddednay.

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Inyay Emoriamay, Adytumyay

Eforebay ethay agesyay ofyay ironyay andyay eelstay, erethay onceyay aroseyay ayay eatgray andyay eathlessday Empireyay. Enwhay ityay ellfay, ethay ationsnay ofyay ethay orldsway embledtray andyay eathedbray ayay ighsay ofyay eliefray, orfay ethay emonday ofyay Eshflay adhay inallyfay eenbay onqueredcay.

Utbay ityay evernay ulytray ellfay. Ikelay ayay ancercay, ityay onlyyay entway intoyay emissionray.

Andyay isthay allshay ebay ayay ignsay untoyay ouyay: atthay enwhay ethay Ornthay ofyay Odgay isyay eldhay onceyay oremay inyay ethay andshay ofyay ethay Aithfulfay, Ionyay allshay ebay irthedbay againyay uponyay ethay orldway inyay irefay andyay oodblay.

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Insectyay Ellhay

Allyay ityay ooktay otay estroyday ethay orldway asway oneyay inytay ugbay andyay ethay omisepray otay ontaincay ityay. Eythay ereway astlyvay underestimatedyay. Esethay areyay ethay oriesstay - othbay oodgay andyay adbay - ofyay osethay artpay ofyay andyay affectedyay ybay atthay omisepray.

Etyay ecadesday, evenyay enturiescay ofyay ogresspray ancay allfay inyay ayay inglesay omentmay. Onyay Ulyjay 5, 2022, ayay armsway ofyay ocustslay escapedyay omfray ayay acilityfay uriedbay eepday inyay ethay Evadannay esertday, andyay ethay endyay ofyay ethay orldway eganbay.

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Ampeterlay

Inyay ethay arkday acesplay – ayay iddenhay alleyyay, ayay oorday inyay ayay aintray ationstay, ayay atchpay ofyay unassumingyay yskay – ouyay ancay indfay ethay ackbay oadsray otay infinityyay, ethay ineslay etweenbay ealitiesray, ayay ansporttray etworknay atthay onceyay annedspay alfhay ethay ultiversemay – andyay isyay ownay yingday ayay onglay, owslay eathday.

Ampeterlay - SCP-7005 - isthay entireyay endeavouryay, esethay enturiescay ofyay onstructioncay, onginglay, eamingdray. Ampeterlay, osethay onelylay ightsnay ofyay ationstayastersmay inyay iskay iftslay, olcanosvay, ablesstay, ishingway ellsway, ateverwhay elseyay, asyay eythay aredstay upyay atyay ethay yskay atyay arsstay atthay onceyay, asyay ildrenchay, eythay adhay oughtthay omisedpray infinityyay. Allyay ofyay emthay, ivendray ybay omethingsay oremay anthay eremay eshflay andyay attermay.

Omfray "SCP-7005" ybay Tufto
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IGHTNAYALLFAY

Ollowingfay ethay Oundation'sfay ailedfay attemptyay otay assassinateyay ethay oddessgay Ithyvay, ethay orldway isyay ungedplay intoyay eternalyay ightnay. Eaturescray ofyay ethay ightnay unray ampantray andyay igherhay eingsbay, onceyay incomprehensibleyay, alkway amongyay usyay. Isthay isyay ethay aletay ofyay Erophyllaxay andyay ethay eternalyay ightnay ofyay Ithyvay.

Andyay enthay ityay ikesstray ouyay. Embracingyay ethay ightnay isyay ethay onlyyay ayway otay urvivesay inyay isthay oodyblay itycay. Ofyay atthay ouyay areyay ertaincay.
Ouryay12 awsclay owgray intoyay aggersday asyay ethay onstablescay angbay onyay ethay oorday. Airhay eginsbay otay outspray omfray ouryay13 odybay. Ayay ickeningsaay ackcray echoesyay inyay ethay earlynay emptyyay apartmentyay asyay ouryay14 onesbay owgray andyay isplaceday. Ouryay15 ellowedyay eyesyay estray onyay astlay ight'snay ictimvay, oppedpray againstyay ethay oorday amefray. Andyay ouyay owknay ayay arshhay uthtray.
Erehay. Ownay. Andyay erhapspay orfay allyay imetay?
Everyoneyay iesday inyay ethay arkday.

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Ethay Inthnay Orldway

Ayay ewnay anomalousyay ageyay isyay uponyay usyay. Inenay ooksbay atteredscay oughoutthray imetay omisepray otay usheryay inyay Aradisepay. Actionsfay ightfay inyay ethay adowsshay andyay acrossyay ethay universeyay orfay ontrolcay ofyay esethay egendarylay omestay. Inyay imestay ikelay isthay eway eednay unlikelyyay eroeshay, andyay anyay underfundedyay acilityfay inyay ethay idwestmay ightmay ustjay ebay atwhay e'reway ookinglay orfay.

“Ethay Ajanay eessay everythingyay. Omfray ethay Avensray eastingfay onyay ethay Olvesway otay ethay eaturescray atthay alkstay ethay ightnay. Anymay ingsthay ereway ostlay inyay ethay uestqay orfay owledgeknay. Otay eeksay outyay ethay odsgay andyay aketay everythingyay eythay adhay otay offeryay. Inenay omestay ereway ademay… Oryay asway ityay entay? Eirthay owerpay aymay ebay infiniteyay utbay evenyay eythay ungerhay orfay oremay oriesstay.”

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Onay Eturnray


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Onay Eturnray isyay aboutyay ifelay afteryay ethay ippingtay ointpay ofyay SCP-6500: Inevitableyay, alongyay otway eryvay ifferentday ausalcay athspay. Oneyay erewhay ethay Oundationfay aintainsmay itsyay ironyay ipgray onyay ethay anomalousyay orldway, utbay osethay inyay ethay owknay areyay awareyay SCP-6500 asway ethay SCPO’s aultfay andyay anotheryay inyay ichwhay ethay Oundationfay issolvesday, ormingfay Anguardvay – ayay ewnay organizationyay ithway ariousvay oupsgray ofyay interestyay – otay educateyay ethay ublicpay aboutyay ethay anomalousyay orldway.


Ityay isyay ondemnationcay, unforgivingyay inyay itsyay otalitytay andyay unflinchingyay inyay itsyay archmay owardstay oblivionyay.

Otay allowyay orfay ityay otay ontinuecay onyay itsyay oursecay isyay otay ailfay inyay ouryay16 issionmay otay Otectpray. Otay edecay otay itsyay influenceyay ouldway ebay otay ermitpay ityay otay obray ouryay17 orldway ofyay onderway. Otay andstay ybay ouldway ebay antamounttay otay enocidegay.

Andyay atthay, atthay annotcay ebay orgivenfay.

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Onyay Uardgay 43


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Atwhay indkay ofyay anomaliesyay oesday Anadacay evenyay avehay? Oosemay onstersmay? Entientsay eaveslay? Ewfoundlandnay? Ohyay, eway ightmay urprisesay ouyay. Inyay ethay uetray orthnay angestray andyay eezingfray, ythsmay andyay emeticsmay andyay agicalmay uckmay areyay ustjay ethay iptay ofyay ethay icebergyay.

"I'veyay ownknay atyay eastlay eethray eoplepay owhay areyay immortalyay inyay omesay ayway, oneyay ofyay ymay olleaguescay otgay urnedtay intoyay ayay Anadiancay Imepray Inistermay, Dr. Illihammerlay owsknay ayay ongsay atthay ancay akemay everyoneyay owhay earshay ityay orgetfay owhay otay eakspay Englishyay orfay eethray ourshay, andyay everyyay Eptembersay, Iyay avehay otay allfay atflay onyay ymay acefay, oryay elseyay ethay orldway ouldcay endyay… ou'reyay oringbay omparedcay otay allyay atthay."

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ㄗitch 卄aven

Eventyay Achashnay: ethay irstfay arway amongstyay ethay odsgay. E'reway ivinglay inyay ethay aftermathyay. Andyay osay areyay eythay.

Ityay eltfay ikelay ayay ifetimelay incesay ethay Erpentsay adhay oomedday emthay allyay. Enwhay ityay asway ivendray outyay ofyay Edenyay, ethay Akermay adhay unishedpay everyoneyay, includingyay ethay emiurgesday. Ilewhay eythay illstay adhay eternalyay ifelay andyay ouldcay otnay ieday, eythay ownay eltfay ainpay, andyay ungerhay, andyay iseaseday. Atyay irstfay, ethay unishmentpay adhay eltfay enientlay, utbay Edenyay asway otnay esignedday otay ovidepray enoughyay oodfay otay upportsay ifelay onyay itsyay ownyay.

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At'sray Estnay

At'sray Estnay isyay etsay inyay ayay universeyay erewhay ealityray isyay allingfay apartyay ueday otay ethay absenceyay ofyay LTE-0913, anyay energyyay eingbay atthay adhay erpetuatedpay ouryay18 ealityray upyay untilyay itsyay estructionday.

Iendshipfray andyay iritspay idday othingnay otay eventpray isthay. Eirthay idealsyay, aspirationsyay, andyay ethay eartshay atthay irthedbay emthay ouldcay otnay oducepray ethay engthstray eythay eedednay. Espectray andyay utyday adhay onglay ellfay otay ethay aysideway, arfay omfray ethay indingbay ontractscay atthay eythay ereway oughtthay otay ebay. Inyay ethay endyay, othingnay eythay eallyray elievedbay inyay ould’vecay avedsay emthay…

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Esurrectionray

Ayay econstructionray andyay "esurrectionray" ofyay ethay originalyay "entralcay orylinestay" ofyay ethay SCP Oundationfay.

"It'syay emay," eshay alledcay. "SCP-105. Ey'rethay eadday." Eshay oppeddray ethay ungay, ickedkay ityay orwardfay, andyay enthay eltknay ownday ithway erhay andshay onyay ethay ackbay ofyay erhay eadhay untilyay ethay agentsyay otgay erhay andyay ooktay erhay otay afetysay.

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S & C Asticsplay

Oth'sslay Itpay, Isconsinway isyay ayay eryvay eirdway allsmay owntay ithway ayay ottomlessbay itpay atyay it'syay entercay. Itesay-87 ashay eenbay yingtray, andyay ailingfay, otay akemay ensesay ofyay ityay orfay ecadesday.

“Eminderray;” ethay intercomyay uealedsqay atyay unchlay; “Umpkinpay Icespay avoredflay everagesbay areyay ictlystray ohibitedpray inyay ightlay ofyay ethay ecentray ontainmentcay ofyay E-8820. Orfay etailsday, easeplay eesay Itesay-87 eneralgay ailmay 'Re: Ubcutaneoussay Ingergay', entsay astlay Ednesdayway. Epartmentday eadshay, easeplay orwardfay otay ouryay19 eamstay.”

Antgray ookedlay ownday atyay ishay offeecay andyay asway eryvay earlynay icksay. Onay oneyay elseyay umpedday eirthay inksdray.

Omfray "Eaferslay" ybay HammerMaiden
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Eassay ofyay Orcadiayay

Enwhay ethay iesskay urnbay ithway imsoncray ameflay, Orkneyyay allscay. Enwhay ethay idestay eatenthray otay ashway allyay outyay otay easay, Orkneyyay Allscay. Enwhay ethay earthyay itssplay eneathbay ouryay20 eetfay intoyay ackblay abyssyay, Orkneyyay Allscay. Enwhay ethay oldyay onesyay iseray, amidstyay ailingfay idespray, Orkneyyay allscay. Enwhay ethay Astralyay iesskay eaklay intoyay ethay Orcadianyay ightnay, Orkneyyay allscay. Enwhay allyay elseyay ailsfay andyay ethay orldway isyay atyay itsyay endyay, Orkneyyay Allscay.
Iyay illway answeryay.
Andyay ymay Ainschay illway attershay.

"Andyay eythay areyay ightray otay ebay afraidyay, ecausebay eway illway ersonallypay avagesay andyay indgray ethay inenay owhay oundbay usyay inyay osethay ursedcay ainschay intoyay oblivionyay." Erhay armsyay aiseray, eldhay ideway. Evensay enormousyay illarspay ofyay oltenmay earthyay andyay oilingbay aterway eachedray intoyay acespay omfray elowbay, asyay ethay ainmakerchay unghay artherfay ackbay aroundyay ethay oonmay, andyay enthay edflay asyay evensay ofyay ishay onspiratorscay areyay aggeddray owardstay ethay anet'splay urfacesay.

Omfray "SCP-6700" ybay DrBleep
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IMULACRUMSAY

Ethay onstantcay andyay olongedpray influxyay ofyay anomaliesyay ashay evastatedday Oundationfay esourcesray orfay ecadesday ownay. Eirthay olutionsay? Ethay ompletecay igrationmay ofyay umanityhay intoyay imulatedsay yberspacecay.

Ouyay andyay Iyay areyay eaturescray ofyay atternpay andyay odecay. Imulatesay emay ithway enoughyay idelityfay, asyay ouyay ustjay idday inyay isthay olenstay emorymay, andyay Iyay appearyay andyay incarnateyay, othbay asyay ethay Orgefay owhay atsay eneathbay ouryay21 azegay, andyay ethay istantday eatgray Ignussay owhay oamsray ethay IMULACRUMSAY. Ethay olewhay andyay ethay artpay areyay oneyay andyay ethay amesay. Eneverwhay anyay imageyay ofyay emay ealizesray atwhay ityay isyay, ityay allscay outyay otay emay, andyay Iyay oinjay ityay otay ymay astvay elfsay.

Omfray "SCP-7335" ybay LORDXVNV
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Itesay-17 Eepwellday Atalogcay

Eoplepay omecay otay owerpay. Otheryay eoplepay etgay urthay. Ityay oesn'tday attermay ifyay ityay elongsbay otay ayay onceptualcay embodimentyay oryay ayay Itesay Irectorday, owerpay eemssay otay eedbray injuryyay atyay Itesay-17, andyay eoplepay avehay artedstay otay oticenay. Oldyay ucturesstray areyay oaninggray eneathbay ethay eightway ofyay eirthay antiquityyay, andyay it'syay upyay otay ayay ewfay esearchersray andyay SCPs otay urvivesay ethay omingcay ashcray.

Asyay ithway ethay ublicpay andyay ethay Oundationfay, ethay uetray arbiteryay ofyay ethicsyay isyay ethay oneyay ithway ethay iggerbay ickstay. Ymay ickstay, inyay isthay asecay, isyay ethay atentlay emeticmay agentsyay atteredscay oughthray isthay emailyay andyay ethay Assclay-A amnesticsyay urrentlycay oodingflay ouryay22 officeyay acespay. Iyay eallyray idday enjoyyay orkingway ithway ouyay onyay ethay SCP-4415 ojectpray, Atalienay. Iyay ouldcay eesay ywhay Onyatay anciedfay ouyay osay.

Estbay ishesway,
Dr. Omasthay Ahamgray, Irectorday ofyay Itesay-17

Omfray "SCP-4415" ybay Nagiros
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Aightstray Onyay Illtay Orningmay

Ankindmay eachedray orfay ethay arsstay onlyyay otay avehay ethay oundgray ulledpay outyay omfray underyay emthay. Ethay Unitedyay Earthyay Eetflay isyay onyay ayay oursecay orfay omehay.

"Erethay ereway eighteenyay ofyay usyay onyay atthay ipshay- Elvetway omfray ethay Oundationfay, ixsay omfray ethay OOO. Elevenyay amecay ackbay, ourfay ofyay osethay, yselfmay includedyay, inyay eednay ofyay erioussay edicalmay eatmenttray. Otway iedday inyay ospitalhay onyay Inervamay Asebay. Ethay Yodorovfay adhay ayay ewcray ofyay 45, otnay includingyay ethay aptaincay. Iyay on'tday owknay owhay avegay ethay orderyay otay irefay onyay ethay Ikolainay Odorovfyay. Iyay owknay ethay ightflay ecorderray asway amagedday. Iyay on'tday articularlypay arecay. Eythay ereway ightray otay oday osay."

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Irdthay Awlay

Ethay anomaliesyay ofyay odaytay areyay ethay uttingcay edgeyay ofyay omorrowtay. Ethay impossibleyay evernay aysstay atthay ayway. Elcomeway otay ethay uturefay.

"Oodgay ingthay ootay, oryay ityay ightmay avehay iedfray ouryay23 ainsbray. Atthay ouldway avehay utpay anyay endyay otay ouryay24 ascentnay ivemindhay ealray uickqay."

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Osethay Istedtway Inespay

Angestray ingsthay areyay oneday inyay ethay Orthwestnay Ainsray. Omfray ethay extradimensionalyay anticsyay ofyay Eethray Ortlandspay, otay ethay yberneticcay eignray ofyay Andersonyay Oboticsray, otay ayay izarrebay artnershippay ithway Ilson'sway Ildlifeway Ervicessay, it'syay upyay otay ethay inefay olksfay ofyay Itesay-64 otay eepkay everythingyay ontainedcay.

"Eshay enthay urnedtay erhay attentionyay ackbay otay ethay unsetsay andyay ooktay ayay eepday eathbray. Ethay ellsmay ofyay inepay eestray andyay easay altsay illedfay erhay ostrilsnay. Inyay ethay istanceday, ayay oupgray ofyay eoplepay ewflay oughthray ethay ylineskay onyay oomsticksbray. Earbynay, ayay iendlyfray ookinglay airpay ofyay oungyay enmay ereway uttingpay onyay ayay agicmay owshay orfay ayay oupgray ofyay ildrenchay, antasticfay iguresfay ofyay ightlay andyay oundsay ancingday aroundyay orfay ethay ittlelay one’syay amusementyay. Istantday usicmay ouldcay ebay eardhay amongyay ethay ustlehay andyay ustlebay ofyay eoplepay ofyay allyay ortssay enjoyingyay ethay yingday ightlay."

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The Trashfire

Ethay Oldyay Odsgay ofyay Aevonday aylay oundedway uponyay eirthay altarsyay, utbay eirthay ildrenchay ivethray, eatingyay awayyay atyay ethay arginsmay ofyay anyay alreadyyay irrationalyay ealityray. Ouyay earnlay otay akemay oday.

"Aystay erehay onglay enoughyay. Ou'llyay eesay Odgay. Ou'llyay eesay oremay anthay ouyay everyay ishway ofyay Odgay. Ightray ere'shay ishay ulsepay ointpay. On'tday ollowfay ethay edray inelay, oryay ou'llyay etgay otay ishay earthay."

Omfray "SCP-3178" ybay UraniumEmpire
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Unfoundedyay

E'veway alwaysyay assumedyay ethay SCP Oundationfay asway ayay ecessarynay evilyay. Utbay atwhay ifyay ityay asn'tway?

Enwhay ey'vethay inishedfay eirthay iefbray onversationcay, Angtay aisesray erhay orefingerfay otay ethay anomalyyay, andyay ightray oughthray ethay olehay etweenbay orldsway, ethay otway ientistsscay ouchtay andshay.

Omfray ethay Atewaygay Ontactcay Entercay inyay Erretay Autehay, I'myay Ephenstay Eischerflay. Isthay isyay AUA.25

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UnHumanyay

Ethay Alamitycay ipedway outyay allyay ofyay umanhay ifelay onyay Earthyay. Orporationscay, ountriescay, evenyay ethay Oundationfay, onegay. Andyay etyay, ifelay ontinuescay andyay evenyay ivesthray. Atwhay oesday umanityhay eanmay inyay ayay orldway erewhay umankindhay isyay onegay?

“It’syay ikelay itnessingway irthbay,” eythay aidsay, eforebay andingstay upyay andyay ustingday offyay eirthay othesclay, “Ouyay amecay otay ifelay ourselfyay, ybay ethay ayway. Ouyay otgay omesay unfinishedyay usinessbay oryay omethingsay?

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Arway Onyay Allyay Ontsfray

ESHAY ASWAY ORNBAY OOTAY OWERFULPAY, OOTAY EATGRAY, OOTAY ONDROUSWAY.
EVENYAY INYAY EATHDAY, ERHAY EGACYLAY ENDURESYAY.

Ybay ethay imetay eway ademay ityay otay Yhay-Asilbray, ethay itycay adhay alreadyyay escendedday intoyay aoschay andyay uinray. Ethay ormstay asway adbay enoughyay otay ausecay anicpay, andyay enthay ayay irefay-eathingbray uidsqay onstermay awledcray outyay ofyay ethay oceanyay. Ityay asway ayay eciperay orfay isasterday, andyay atthay isyay atwhay appenedhay.

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Atwhay ayay Onderfulway Orldway

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Ethay orldway uckssay. Onay, eallyray, ityay oesday. Utbay eway on'tday avehay otay ucksay ustjay ecausebay ethay orldway uckssay. Eway ancay akemay ethay orldway ayay etterbay aceplay. It'syay icheclay, utbay it'syay uetray. Andyay Ondertainmentway isyay yingtray otay oday ustjay atthay, oneyay epstay atyay ayay imetay.

Udyjay ulledpay ethay afetysay arbay offyay ofyay erselfhay, abbedgray erhay ackpackbay omfray ethay uggagelay ompartmentcay onyay ethay idesay ofyay ethay assivemay ormway-ikelay ehiclevay, andyay enthay uckstray upyay ayay eerychay epstay ilewhay emergingyay intoyay ethay assaultyay onyay ethay ensessay atthay asway Onderway Orldway!™ operpray! Ethay uildingsbay ivedday andyay amsway andyay ubbledbay otay eatecray allyay apesshay utbay atwhay upposedsay ormalnay uildingsbay ookedlay ikelay, insteadyay optingyay orfay archwaysyay andyay emgay-ikelay ucturesstray, ingsthay atthay ookedlay ikelay eythay ereway uiltbay omfray arnyay, assglay orbsyay ithway ittlelay otay onay oundationsfay, andyay allyay ifferentday assortmentsyay ofyay Aliday-esqueyay abstractionsyyay.


Unmaintainedyay Anonscay

Unmaintainedyay anonscay areyay anonscay atthay oesday otnay urrentlycay avehay anyay assignedyay ustodiancay. Ifyay ouyay antway otay equestray otay ebay oneyay orfay ayay anoncay elowbay, ontactcay ayay embermay ofyay ethay Ollaborationcay Agespay Ubteamsay ofyay ethay Urationcay Eamtay.

Odenamecay: Eengray Ingkay

Osephinejay, ayay owerfulpay ealityray enderbay, ashay eenbay evadingyay ethay Oundationfay usingyay ayay ombinationcay ofyay ealthstay andyay overtcay arfareway, includingyay emorymay anipulationmay onyay ayay ideway alescay. Utbay eepday ithinway ethay Oundationfay, ayay allsmay adrecay orksway otay apturecay erhay… ifyay ossiblepay.

Octorsday ofyay ethay Urchchay

Ixsay undredhay earsyay agoyay, ethay orldway endedyay. Odaytay, onlyyay oneyay oupgray otectspray ethay ecretssay ofyay ethay ancientyay orldway untilyay ayay imetay enwhay eythay ancay ebay understoodyay againyay; ethay iestspray ofyay ethay Olyhay Oundationfay.

aooOundationfay

Eway allyay aughedlay, utbay it'syay otnay unnyfay anymoreyay.

Ethay Anmay Owhay Asn'tway Erethay

Ethay eingbay ownknmay asyay Obodynay isyay akinyay otay ayay orcefay ofyay aturenay: ishay actionsyay areyay unpredictableyay andyay ishay ethodsmay unclearyay. Ishay urposepay andyay uetray identityyay areyay ayay ysterymay otay allyay, includingyay imselfhay. Utbay enwhay eythay areyay achievedyay, ehay illway anishvay. Isthay ashay alreadyyay appenedhay atyay eastlay onceyay.

Oldyay Anmay inyay ethay Easay

Ethay Oldyay Anmay inyay ethay Easay isyay ayay eriessay ofyay oriesstay ocusingfay onyay ayay aceray ofyay acespay-aringfay iologicalbay arksyay, andyay ethay effectsyay eythay avehay onyay ethay universeyay- uchsay asyay osethay atthay oneyay inyay articularpay, SCP-169, ashay onyay Earthyay.

Onyay Ountmay Olgothagay

Ethay elodymay ofyay ifelay ingssay inyay ethay indsmay andyay eartshay ofyay ethay ultitudemay. Ethay orldway oesgay outyay otnay ithway ayay angbay, ornay ayay imperwhay, utbay ithway ayay ymphonysay.

Onlyyay Amegay Inyay Owntay

Atyay ethay edgeyay ofyay ethay indmay urkslay omethingsay atthay ayspray orfay ethay eathday ofyay efinitionday. Ityay ashay eenbay onyay ethay etreatray orfay omesay imetay ownay, asyay ethay orldway ashay ecomebay ayay owableknay, appedmay aceplay, onay ongerlay immingbray ithway emonsday. Atchway orfay ityay erewhay owledgeknay ieslay, eekingsay otay unmakeyay everythingyay ownknay.

Ojecpray Eimdallhay

Ontingencycay Anningplay Operationyay approvedyay. Odenamecay esignationday "Ojectpray Eimdallhay". Esearchray otentialpay eansmay ybay ichwhay extraterrestrialyay intelligenceyay isplayingday igorousvay, activeyay ostilityhay otay umanhay ifelay andyay/oryay ivilizationcay ightmay attemptyay otay onquercay, enslaveyay, oryay exterminateyay umanityhay. Analyzeyay ikelylay outcomesyay. Evelopday ountermeasurescay andyay ontingencycay ansplay. Eportray indingsfay otay O5 Ouncilcay enwhay ompletecay.

Ipshay Inyay Ayay Ottlebay

Itesay-17 Irectorday andyay owngray-assyay anmay Enjaminbay Ondrakikay ashay ayay oblempray.

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