Itemyay #: SCP-014-PIG
Objectyay Assclay: Eterkay
Eatthray Evellay: Itewhay O
Ecialspay Ontainmentcay Ocedurespray: Anyyay entionmay ofyay ethay Igeonpay Eliveryday Ervicesay oryay SCP-014-PIG instancesyay outsideyay ofyay anyyay Exusesnay isyay otay ebay ensoredcay andyay ethay offendersyay areyay otay ebay administeredyay amnesticsyay.
Ainingtray onyay owhay otay utilizeyay ethay Igeonpay Eliveryday Ervicesay isyay otay ebay ivengay otay everyyay employeeyay ofyay ethay Igpay Atinlay anchbray ofyay ethay SCP Oundationfay.
Escriptionday: SCP-014-PIG efersray otay ayay eciesspay ofyay entientsay igeonspay. SCP-014-PIG instancesyay areyay approximatelyyay 5% argerlay anthay eirthay undanemay ounterpartscay ithway ayay ainbray atthay ashay approximatelyyay 52% oremay euronsnay anthay eirthay undanemay ounterpartscay. Espiteday isthay, eirthay ainsbray areyay ysicallyphay ethay amesay izesay. SCP-014-PIG instancesyay avehay argerlay ingsway andyay ethay abilityyay otay aspgray objectsyay ithoutway ifficultyday. SCP-014-PIG instancesyay areyay apablecay ofyay eechspay.
SCP-014-PIG instancesyay unray andyay onsistcay ofyay 97% ofyay ethay affstay orfay GoI-014-PIG ("Ethay Igeonpay Eliveryday Ervicesay"). Oundedfay inyay 1970, ethay Igeonpay Eliveryday Ervicesay ecializesspay inyay ansportation ervicessay orfay allersmay eciesspay, uchsay asyay everalsay SCP-3095-1 ivilizationscay eforebay ethay enactmentyay ofyay Ojectpray Insigniayay, SCP-████ instancesyay, SCP-███-PIG instancesyay, asyay ellway asyay eneralgay ailmay ervicessay orfay allyay entientsay eciesspay.
SCP-014-PIG instancesyay avehay everalsay ettlementssay ithinway aselinebay ealityray ichwhay akemay upyay everalsay ivilizationscay, otablynay ethay Ingdomkay ofyay ethay Eestray, ethay Igeon'spay Eople'spay Incipalitypray, andyay ethay Ushbay Uadronsqay, amongyay othersyay. Ethay Igeonpay Eliveryday Ervice'ssay eadquartershay, oweverhay, isyay otnay ocatedlay ithinway aselinebay ealityray andyay isyay insteadyay ocatedlay ithinway SCP-014-PIG-A.
SCP-014-PIG-A efersray otay ayay ocketpay imensionday accessibleyay almostyay exclusivelyyay ybay SCP-014-PIG instancesyay. SCP-014-PIG instancesyay accessyay SCP-014-PIG-A oughthray ayay ecializedspay organyay atthay allowsyay emthay otay aketay emselvesthay andyay anythingyay eythay arrycay intoyay ethay ocketpay imensionday ybay yingflay intoyay ayay ivinglay eetray. SCP-014-PIG-A onsistscay ofyay anyay extremelyyay argelay orestfay ithway ousandsthay ofyay ifferentday ettlementssay andyay ationsnay. Everalsay artupsstay imilarsay otay ethay Igeonpay Eliveryday Ervicesay avehay eenbay eatedcray ithinway SCP-014-PIG-A, utbay onenay avehay eenbay asyay uccessfulsay. It'syay oughtthay atthay 99.9% ofyay allyay SCP-014-PIG instancesyay esideray ithinway SCP-014-PIG-A.
Ethay Igeonpay Eliveryday Ervice'ssay ervicessay ancay ebay equestedray ybay uttingpay ethay esiredday itemsyay1 ithinway anythingyay onsideredcay otay ebay anyay envelopeyay oryay ackagepay, ereafterhay eferredray otay asyay SCP-014-PIG-1, andyay addressingyay ityay otay "Ethay Igeonpay Eliveryday Ervicesay" oryay anythingyay imilarsay2 alongyay ithway ayay ormfay ofyay aymentpay. Isthay illway ummonsay anyay SCP-014-PIG instanceyay owhay illway yflay outyay ofyay ayay earbynay eetray, ollectcay SCP-014-PIG-1, andyay yflay ackbay intoyay ethay eetray. Ethay instanceyay illway enthay yflay oughthray SCP-014-PIG-A andyay opdray SCP-014-PIG-1 offyay atyay ethay Igeonpay Eliveryday Ervice'ssay eadquartershay. SCP-014-PIG-1 illway enthay ebay ocessedpray andyay anotheryay SCP-014-PIG instanceyay illway enthay abgray ethay ackagepay andyay eavelay SCP-014-PIG-A, emergingyay atyay ethay ecifiedspay ocationlay onyay SCP-014-PIG-1.
Addendumyay 1:
Ethay ollowingfay isyay ayay igitalday eray-eationcray ofyay ethay advertisementyay yerflay atthay edlay otay ethay iscoveryday ofyay SCP-014-PIG.
ETHAY IGEONPAY ELIVERYDAY ERVICESAY
Oday ouyay eednay ouryay oodsgay andyay essagesmay ansportedtray uicklyqay andyay efficientlyyay?
Oday ouyay eednay ourselfyay, ivengay ouyay areyay ethay izesay ofyay ayay allsmay ogday oryay allersmay, ansportedtray otay anotheryay ocationlay?
Ooklay onay urtherfay anthay ethay Igeonpay Eliveryday Ervicesay!
Affedstay ybay ethay inestfay igeonspay omfray ethay anopiescay ofyay ethay Eatgray Orestfay, e'reway erehay otay eliverday anythingyay ouyay eednay!
Implysay itewray ethay esiredday ocationlay onyay ouryay ackagepay andyay addressyay ityay otay usyay, ethay Igeonpay Eliveryday Ervicesay, andyay eway illway ansporttray ityay orfay ayay allsmay eefay.
Ollowingfay ethay iscoveryday ofyay isthay osterpay, everalsay esearchersray attemptedyay otay useyay eirthay ervicessay. Afteryay ethay eliveryday, oremay extensiveyay eststay ereway onductedcay.
Addendumyay 2:
Ueday otay udgetarybay estrictionsray, ethay Igpay Atinlay anchbray eganbay exclusivelyyay usingyay ethay Igeonpay Eliveryday Ervicesay otay ansporttray allyay oodsgay etweenbay Oundationfay acilitiesfay, asyay ityay asway eaperchay anthay earlynay everyyay otheryay alternativeyay. Ueday otay ethay astvay amountyay ofyay esourcesray atthay ethay Oundation'sfay upplysay ainchay equiresray, ethay Igpay Atinlay anchbray ecamebay 87% ofyay ethay Igeonpay Eliveryday Ervice'ssay ailyday ansportationtray.
Ueday otay isthay actfay, ethay CEO ofyay ethay Igeonpay Eliveryday Ervicesay equestedray otay eakspay ithway ayay ember ofyay ethay OINK-5 Ouncilcay. Asyay ethay Igeonpay Eliveryday Ervicesay adhay ownshay onay ignssay ofyay aggressionyay andyay ecausebay ethay Igpay Atinlay anch'sbray ogisticslay ownay ependedday onyay ethay organizationyay, isthay equestray asway antedgray.
Esentpray Ersonnelpay: OINK5-3 ofyay ethay Igpay Atinlay anchbray andyay Eathersfay YmcFlay ofyay ethay Igeonpay Eliveryday Ervicessay
Otenay: Isthay eetingmay ooktay aceplay inyay ayay utuallymay agreedyay uponyay, eavilyhay uardedgay abincay inyay ethay oodsway inyay orderyay otay ivegay Eathersfay YmcFlay anyay escapeyay outeray. Espiteday OINK5-3 avinghay onbay ansplay otay armhay YmcFlay, ehay agreedyay otay ethay ermstay.
Ethay ootagefay opensyay otay OINK5-3 approachingyay ethay eetingmay ocationlay. Ehay adjustsyay ishay odybay ameracay eforebay ehay alksway upyay otay Eathersfay YmcFlay.
OINK5-3: Ellohay. Ityay isyay ayay easureplay otay eetmay ouyay.
Ehay extendsyay ishay andhay outyay orfay ayay andshakehay eforebay etractingray ityay ayay ewfay econdssay aterlay.
OINK5-3: Ahyay, ightray.
YmcFlay: Iyay avehay ayay oposalpray orfay ouyay.
OINK5-3: I'myay isteninglay.
YmcFlay: Asyay I'myay uresay ou'reyay awareyay, ethay astvay, astvay ajoritymay ofyay ymay organization'syay ailyday ansportationtray equestsray areyay omfray ouryay organizationyay. Asyay uchsay, ethay incomeyay eway eceiveray omfray ouyay ashay eenbay instrumentalyay inyay improvingyay ouryay efficiencyyay andyay expandingyay ymay ompanycay.
McFly: Asyay eway avehay othbay owngray otay ependday onyay eachyay other'syay organizationsyay, I'dyay ikelay otay uggestsay omethingsay.
OINK5-3: Atthay eingbay?
YmcFlay: I'dyay ikelay ayay otspay onyay ouryay OINK-5 Ouncilcay.
OINK5-3: Excuseyay emay?
YmcFlay: Easeplay earhay emay outyay. Atyay isthay ointpay, ouryay organizationsyay areyay insanelyyay intertwinedyay. Ityay onlyyay akesmay ensesay otay urtherfay ouryay ooperationcay. Ifyay Iyay amyay antedgray ayay otspay onyay ouryay ouncilcay, Iyay aymay ebay ableyay otay akemay ityay eaperchay orfay ethay Oundationfay otay useyay ouryay ervicessay.
OINK5-3 isyay ilentsay orfay ayay ewfay omentsmay.
OINK5-3: Eryvay ellway.
YmcFlay: Eallyray?
OINK5-3: Esyay. Ecentlyray, eway avehay ostlay ayay embermay ofyay ethay ouncilcay, osay erethay areyay omesay openyay otsslay.
YmcFlay: Ankthay ouyay!
Eathersfay YmcFlay urnstay aroundyay andyay iesflay awayyay.
OINK5-3: Aitway! Ouyay idn'tday illfay outyay anyyay ofyay ethay ecessarynay aperworkpay!
OINK5-3: Ahyay, ateverwhay.
Alkstay areyay urrentlycay underwayyay otay ivegay Eathersfay YmcFlay ayay ositionpay onyay ethay OINK-5 Ouncilcay.