Itemyay #: SCP-023-PIG
Objectyay Assclay: Afesay
Ecialspay Ontainmentcay Ocedurespray: SCP-023-PIG isyay otay ebay eptkay inyay ayay andardstay itemyay ockerlay in Itesay Oink's Ighhay-Ecuritysay Oragestay Ingway. Anyyay SCP-023-PIG-1 instancesyay eatedcray uringday eststay areyay otay ebay entsay otay ayay earbynay SCP-023-PIG-1 ommunitycay inyay ayay Exusnay.
Escriptionday: SCP-023-PIG efersray otay ayay odifiedmay Abergéfay eggyay.
Ethay exterioryay ofyay SCP-023-PIG isyay onnay-anomalousyay. Itsyay anomalousyay effectsyay onlyyay anifestmay uponyay openingyay SCP-023-PIG. Onceyay SCP-023-PIG isyay openyay, everyyay 15 econdssay ayay allsmay umanoidhay ickenchay illway appearyay, ereafterhay eferredray otay asyay SCP-023-PIG-1. Enwhay anyay SCP-023-PIG-1 instanceyay anifestsmay, ityay illway oday ethay ollowingfay:
- Ooklay aroundyay otay indfay oeverwhay isyay oldinghay SCP-023-PIG
- Andstay atyay attentionyay andyay alutesay otay oeverwhay isyay oldinghay SCP-023-PIG
- Aysay "Ellohay! Atwhay oday ouyay eednay emay otay oday, [onorifichay]?1
SCP-023-PIG-1 instancesyay areyay apientsay. Oweverhay, orfay approximatelyyay otway eeksway afteryay anifestingmay omfray SCP-023-PIG, eythay illway oday anythingyay ayay ersonpay ellstay emthay otay oday. Afteryay otway eeksway, oweverhay, eythay illway efuseray otay ommitcay urdersmay. Afteryay ourfay eeksway, eythay illway onlyyay oday atwhay eythay areyay oldtay ifyay eythay areyay ivengay ompensationcay.2 Afteryay 7 eeksway, SCP-023-PIG-1 instancesyay illway onlyyay oday ingsthay atthay eythay emselvesthay antway otay oday.
Addendumyay: Iscoveryday
SCP-023-PIG asway iscoveredday atyay Acilityfay Australorpyay, anyay abandonedyay Uckclay Initiativeyay itesay, alongyay ithway ayay allsmay ivilizationcay ofyay SCP-023-PIG-1 instancesyay.
Ethay ollowingfay isyay ecoveredray ecuritysay ootagefay ivengay otay ethay Oundationfay ybay ethay SCP-023-PIG-1 instanceyay ivilizationcay.
Ethay ootagefay opensyay otay ayay anmay, CLUCK-1, eaderlay ofyay ethay Uckclay Initiativeyay, andingstay onyay ayay allsmay elevatedyay agestay inyay ontfray ofyay 25 airschay. Aboutyay oneyay-irdthay ofyay esethay airschay areyay illedfay.
CLUCK-1 ookslay aroundyay ethay oomray eforebay earingclay ishay oatthray.
CLUCK-1: Ightray. Iyay antway otay ankthay ouyay allyay orfay omingcay odaytay. Iyay understandyay ityay ashay eenbay oughtay incesay ouryay exodusyay omfray ethay Oundationfay, utbay eway illway evailpray! Inyay actfay, Iyay avehay erehay ithway emay odaytay—
Unknownyay anmay 1: Eyhay, udeday? Otnay otay interruptyay ouryay eechspay utbay ethay yerflay aidsay erethay ouldway ebay eefray izzapay?
CLUCK-1: Ellway, irstfay ofyay allyay, ouyay eednay otay allcay emay CLUCK-1—
Unknownyay anmay 1: Ateverwhay. Izzapay?
CLUCK-1: Ughyay, it'syay inyay ethay ornercay overyay erethay. E'veway otgay ainplay andyay— okayyay e'veway otgay ainplay. Ethay otheryay optionsyay ereway ootay expensiveyay, osay…
Alfhay ofyay ethay attendeesyay etgay upyay andyay alkway overyay otay ethay izzapay.
CLUCK-1: (underyay ishay eathbray) Epyay, uresay, okayyay. At'sthay inefay.
Ityay isyay ilentsay orfay eethray inutesmay ilewhay ethay attendantsyay abgray eirthay izzapay icesslay.
CLUCK-1: Alrightyay, areyay eway oodgay ownay? Okayyay, I'llyay ontinuecay.
CLUCK-1: Asyay ouyay ancay elltay ybay ethay umbernay ofyay attendeesyay erehay odaytay, eway avehay ayay ajormay issueyay ithway anpowermay. Oweverhay, ouryay oriousglay eaderlay, CLUCK-1, ashay ayay olutionsay!
CLUCK-1 ullspay SCP-023-PIG outyay ofyay ishay ocketyay. Oneyay audienceyay embermay audiblyyay ayssay "Oooo".
CLUCK-1: Isthay eggyay illway ebay ethay answeryay otay allyay ofyay ouryay oblemspray. Incesay ethay Igeonpay Eliveryday Ervicesay illstay etlay usyay akemay eliveriesday, Iyay ulledpay ayay ewfay ingsstray otay etgay ymay andshay onyay isthay. Observeyay!
CLUCK-1 opensyay SCP-023-PIG andyay othingnay appenshay. Anyay audienceyay embermay oughscay.
CLUCK-1: Ustjay— ustjay ivegay ityay ayay econdsay.
Anyay SCP-023-PIG-1 instanceyay anifestsmay.
SCP-023-PIG-1: Ellohay! Atwhay oday ouyay eednay emay otay oday, irsay?
CLUCK-1: (ointspay) Ogay uildbay ayay airchay usingyay atthay oodway.
SCP-023-PIG-1: (alutessay) Ouyay otgay ityay!
Asyay ethay SCP-023-PIG-1 instanceyay uildsbay ethay airchay, CLUCK-1 urnstay ackbay otay ethay audianceyay.
CLUCK-1: Usingyay isthay eggyay, eway illway avehay enoughyay anpowermay otay uildbay andyay aintainmay ouryay ontainmentcay acilitiesfay! Ouryay irstfay orderyay ofyay usinessbay illway ebay avinghay emthay aintainmay ouryay atabaseday ofyay anomaliesyay.
Unknownyay anmay 2: Iyay oughtthay ethay Oinksyay avegay usyay omputerscay atthay illway aintainmay ityay orfay usyay?
CLUCK-1: Esyay, eythay idday. Eythay avegay usyay emthay ausecay eythay eltfay adbay, utbay eythay evernay actuallyyay explainedyay owhay otay useyay emthay. Eway alsoyay okebray oneyay ofyay emthay, osay e'reway onnagay ytray usingyay ormalnay omputerscay.
CLUCK-1: Egardlessray, usingyay isthay eggyay, eway illway ascendyay otay ewnay eightshay. Ethay erayay ofyay ethay Igpay Atinlay anchbray isyay overyay, isthay isyay ethay awnday ofyay ayay ewnay erayay. Ethay erayay ofyay ethay Uckclay Initiativeyay!
Accordingyay otay ethay estimonytay ofyay ethay SCP-023-PIG-1 ivilizationcay, ethay Uckclay Initiativeyay utilizedyay ethay instancesyay otay oday anualmay aborlay andyay uildbay Acilityfay Australorpyay orfay approximatelyyay evensay eeksway. Atyay atthay ointpay, eythay ebelledray andyay orcedfay ethay Uckclay Initiativeyay outyay ofyay ethay acilityfay, urningtay ityay intoyay ayay allsmay ettlementsay. Ethay SCP-023-PIG-1 instancesyay ereway ovedmay otay ayay earbynay Exusnay.
Accordingyay otay ethay SCP-023-PIG-1 instancesyay, erethay existsyay everalsay otheryay SCP-023-PIG instancesyay. Urtherfay esearchray otay erifyvay isthay aimclay isyay ongoingyay.